(THIS POST HAS BEEN UPDATED AS OF 11-15-08 TO INCLUDE THE INSIDE JOKES I HAD FORGOTTEN BUT GOT REMINDED OF VIA COMMENTS!)
This has got to be the most lame excuse for a post EVER, but I couldn’t continue letting the essay-sized comments build up under my last post…
So, for you’re pleasure and for mine because I can’t wait to see the comments asking how these random “jokes” came about, here are a few of the most funny inside jokes I have with some of my friends.
1) With Kristin – not much of a joke but it has inside meaning: “Duck hunting.”
2) With EJ, the awesome person on the crew team in my boat (we crack up at this ALL the time…) :
Me: Knock knock!
EJ: Who’s there?! (By now she already knows what’s coming…)
Me: Allah!
EJ: Allah who?
Me: “Allahve you!!” (like, I love you, and yes we came up with that on our own ’cause EJ is randomly saying “Allah!” when something odd happens (just for fun/random-ness I suppose) so I asked her if she was really saying the name of the God of the Muslims, and she shrugged, and we made it into a smexy knock-knock joke, so THERE! :] )
EJ: *Dies of laughter*
~Part two of the above joke: “Olive juice!!” or “Allah loves olive juice more than Allah loves you, but I love you more than Allah loves olive juice!!” or simply “I’m gonna olive juice you!!”
3) Also with EJ: “EJ COME HERE!” *Said in a really raspy voice with eyes opened as wide as possible* And then EJ laughs harder than usual.
4) With Mackenzie and EJ, Makenzie being another crew person of cool-ness: “Muffin down on sparkles!!!”
5) With the same people as above – you can tell crew gives us tons of time for all of this…: “If I don’t make principals list next year I won’t get iguanas!!”
6) Once again with the above two people: “Cold dead monkeys in a freezer with ice-cream cake!”
7) With EJ: “Peeeaaccee siiggnnnnnnsssssssss!!”
8) EJ: “Vikings!” or “Viking horns!”
9) With EJ and Mackenzie (after myself and M. wrote on EJ’s shoes…(with permission)) : “What the f**k is on your shoes?!” answer- FRIENDSHIP!!
10) With Maggie and Amanda: “Happy pills!”
11) Annie – this isn’t a joke but a place only we understand the TRUE meaning of! Making it funny if you think about all the weirdness…: “CAMP!”
12) With Tabby (on crew team): “THE BRANCH!!!!!!!!!!”
13) With camp people: “Oh the TREE-MANITY!” and “LEAF me alone!” and “My BARK is worse then my bite!”
14) Camp people: “Not a threesome – a treesome!!!”
15) Camp people again: “Sugarplum fairy!”
16) Once again, it’s camp people jokes: “SALAD FINGERS!”
17) With Maggie and Amanda: “But it’s a creature of LIFE!”
^_^
So, like I said, sorry and quick excuse for a post, but I will make adjustments to this later explaining the origins of some of these jokes, but only some!! The rest shall remain INSIDE jokes.
Anyway, I’ll post all I have to say later when I have more compy time!!!!
~Tons of love,
Airolyn
P.S. Note to self: Make quotes post, post about fight today in school, and multiple “Friendship Series” posts when time permits!!
>:) not to leave you all hanging on the explanations of those last post ideas or anything…nooooo I’d NEVER do that…!
*Feels mischievous*
P.P.S. Sorry if I missed any inside jokes or if any of you feel left out – I didn’t mean for that to happeeeennn!! I love you all equally, I’m just more of a dork around some of you and jokes randomly are created more around some rather that others, but THAT’S NOT A BAD THING SO DON’T FEEL GLOOMY!
P.P.P.S. Gloomy is a funny word… ^_^
By the way, IT has happened. My Grandmother has expressly forbid me from returning to that camp. Ever. Again. No matter what. ;( (Sadness). Oh, but as a happy side note, I showed her the pics from camp, and every single time she saw a picture of you, her remark was something along the lines of “Who is that pretty/gorgeous/beautiful girl?”. EVERY TIME! I was like “grandma, its the same girl. You met her. Her name is Airolyn (well, I didn’t say that) and she lives in fairydust land (well, not quite, but Im censoring out stuff) And shes TALL. She responded “I know, but she’s so pretty/gorgeous/ beautiful!” I was thinking “Yeah, I got it. Thank you. Shes pretty. I get it. SHUT UP!” She just likes you (who knows why, she met you for two seconds, but hey, no objection here!)
I LOVE inside jokes…. too bad I cannot remember any from camp.
Yet… there’s always NEXT YEAR.
And by the way, I think I’ve got you beat on the obscure inside-joke type thing. For all Ellie’s irritating me, we have amazing inside jokes. Same for my other friends. Especially Kelley.
Me: Kelley, where are you going? (said when she walked off right before class started.
K: To McDonalds
(I roll my eyes in anticipation. We do this all the time)
Me: You mean the one…
K:… In oldtown Alexandria at the end of the bridge to nowhere that serves epic fail muffins and the waiters are flying robot monkeys. Yes.
Me: (dying of laughter though the joke is really quite dumb)
With Ellie:
E: Annie, if you don’t (whatever menial task, such as sharpening her pencil, that she wants me to do), Leticia’s gonna get you!
me: Leticia? What do they call her?
E: LETICIA! (said in weird voice while dying of laughter.)
With all my friends and my aunt, because we’re just weird like that:
“LLAMA!” or “LLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMA!” or “NO ALPACAS!”.
Yes, we really ARE that strange.
Of course, I am DYING to know the origin of “Duck Hunting”
gloomy is a funny word
Yeah yeah, more irritating comments from me. But this one is substantive! (thats actually not true, but alas). So… tomorrow at around five your time Im available to talk (I think), and I might even be available the whole day! (but no promises.) Oh, and in case you’re wondering, yes, I AM refusing to call you… Im convinced that if I get someone else in your family Im going to get an earful of what a stalker I am. Im willing to bet (not that much though) that your mother is convinced Im a stalker. Heck, I’D be convinced Im a stalker. If I were her, that is…. Anyway, I have one more dumb inside joke to share with you:
What the H**L are you talking about? This is a CHRISTIAN yamika, you Dumb**s! (I was being weird, hence the cursing…). With Ellie, I do the censored version. This started cause there’s a catholic school here that gives a $3000 discount to catholics. Seriously. (in case your being kinda slow, a yamika is a hat thingy that jewish guys wear, but thats only an orthodox thing…) So, I said it would be easy to lie. then gave my example.
PS. My favorite inside joke of yours is “what the F**K is on your shoes? answer: FRIENDSHIP!” I dont know why, I just liked that one… I could write that on my crocs, cause whenever I wear them, people are like “What the heck happened to your shoes?” My response “Art camp happened.” I ought to say “friendship happened!” YAY! Oh, I listened to on top of the world during math ( The school filter is SO easy to bypass…). Ellie asked what the heck I was doing. My response: “uh, listening to music. DUH!” with the air of a slacker. She rolled her eyes. Shes been goodish this week. I DO love her so much, Air, and I need her. I need her SO much. If I didn’t have her, I’d have no one. NO ONE! I mean, umm… I’d have you, but like, we haven’t TECHNICALLY talked in forever, and… Oh yeah, WOULDNT IT SUCK IF YOU WERE MY ONLY GOOD FRIEND, WHILE YOU ARE MISS POPULARITY (in comparison)WHO LOVES EVERYONE, and WHO EVERYONE LOVES! . Just, so you know. Im not mad at you. Sorry, MAJOR depression today. I forgot to take my zoloft (which was very dumb) so I’m losing it. I told Ellie, and she said it was no excuse. EXCUSE, I dont THINK so!
Love you, and thanks for not minding when I vent at you via blog (or do you mind… I may never know.)
she said jokingly…
but it’s a creature of life!!!
why didn’t that make it?
1) Annie! You’re grandmother is CRAZY!!! but thx, I’m uber flattered ’bout the pretty thing… *^_^*
2) I’ll call when I can, Annie – SORRY! still love u tho; DUH! And no one thinks ur a stalker – pleeze!! U barely call anyway because u think that and my family doesnt care (whenever someone calls for me they immediately call for me to get the phone and then forget the call all together) and my mom loves u so come on!! u dont have to call but just saying that the stalker reason is absurd :P and i never care about u ranting to me via comment or phone!
3) Added the jokes I’d forgotten – thanx guys!!
4) AHH! SENPAI AND AGAMEMNON COMMENTED!!! LOVE YOU BOTH!!! *uber hugs and thanks*
5) Annie ur gorgeous, too!! and so is Maggie and Kristin and Senpai and Agamemnon and Ace are handsome… and I’m just surrounded by AMAZING PEOPLE!!!
LUCKY ME! ^_^
love u allll!!!!!
also, I will do my next post explaining some of those jokes that aren’t all *super hush hush* and whatnot! things like duck hunting and the awful tree pun ones among others :)
Hey-does the Jellyfish orgy count as a joke? It was kinda funny…
JELLY FISH ORGY!!! yes but im not gonna re-edit my post again, but yea it was a funny way to look at it… *laughs in head as people who read this r like ‘jellyfishorgywhatthehell?!’ *
Yeah… We were in *place near Air* in october and it was COLD and everyone literally piled ont op of each other to keep warm, and I was kinda near the bottom cause someone pushed me, and I wanted to get out, so I screamed “ITS A CUDDLE ORGY” at the top of my lungs and everyone flipped out and got up. The best part was that NO ONE knew I had yelled that! Of course, I wouldn’t have thought of that if it weren’t for the jellyfish… :)
Im still uuber pissed at my dad (cuz, you know, I am) but HE doesn’t know that. On the brighter side (or on the worse side) Ellie’s been so obsessive that she is now sick, so maybe she’ll stop being OCD. or not. Hey, Im allowed to dream, right.
that just reminded me of the unpuffed puffer fish
UNPUFFED PUFFER FISH! I still have that pic… ^_^
speaking of jokes and codes that aren’t realy jokes–I miss tafkars *Sigh*
Annie, we know you are not a stalker. Take your Zoloft at the same time each day, after a protein so it works better (egg/bar/etc.), and be sure to reference the dictionary when spelling yarmulke.
Kristin, Maggie, all~ smile often. You’re making someone’s day every time you do!
Brilliant daughter- I have a cartoon idea for you. See me!
i have found ur blog of awesomeness and weakk jokes xD good times man, good times hahahaha I love our random jokes of amazing times hahahahahahahahaha I can’t even remember how or y we thougt of some/all of those jokes lol we deffinatly have more 2 come, for instance: SUICIDAL SQUIRREL WITH A HAIR CAPE!!!! Hahahahahaha love u bunches <3333 [no homo lol]